I’m doing the Laundromat-Pub-Crawl, at Jax’s looking at two blond 40 year old couger/bar-hags with a guy and… OK, my point is that both of those tanning-bed-brown blondes seem to think that the Mississippi river-snake is the size of a toddler’s arm and they obviously want it, probley at the same time too.
Watching the scene across the bar it occurs to me that if those two’s IQs were ten points lower they would be Friends of the Road and knobbing-off a pair of Paki truckers on I-95 tonight instead of these more dignified antics.
My point being that women all display a handfull of the same basic personality traits, such as bitchiness, stupidity, slutiness, mothering, cooking, and despising male happiness, just in varying proportions.
For example compare Hillary Clinton to Jenna Jameson; Hillary is obviously the bitchier of the two and Jenna is the sluttier, no doubt. It’s not that Jenna isn’t bitchy just that she is more slutty than anything else. Like a pie graph. The same as Hillary isn’t not a slut, it is just that she is far more bitch than slut. But, if while touring Africa she came across a 15 year old porter in her hotel room, it would probley look like a rabid mountian lion attacked the poor boy.
“So I walk into the VIP entrance six months later and that same stripper walks up to me, sticks her hand up my shorts grabs my cock and says, ‘You going to pay for pussy tonight’?
Ohh I paid for pussy that night. And $5 for a condom.”
Yes, I am on the Bone Awl bandwagon. They’re an awesome two-piece from Novato, CA. This is a demo from 2006, back before everyone and their brother worshipped this band… but there is a good reason why everyone loves them this demo is a good example of why with