Relationship Advice and Black Metal Wednesday- Absu s/t (2009)

The Angry Ginger read last week’s Black Tusk show review and noticed the part about good looking women, said I was a pig and then declared that, “They were only there to get fucked, no girl actually likes that shit.” This coming from the same person that used to lift her dress and show her underwear in kindergarten.
This brings up the point that even women know that all women are whores, they just rationalize it by claiming that it’s all the other women that are whores except for themselves, of course. A good example of this is one of the articles in this week’s Savage Love of the 26 year old straight chick who has never played Hide the Sausage because, “the reasons why (shy, late bloomer, average-looking, conservative family), but I will spare you and cut to the chase: I really, really want to lose my virginity. It’s driving me crazy! ”
That letter proves that they are all whores, it’s just a question of how dumb. Here is what she ment;
“I’m 26 and have never gotten it in the stink or in the pink because I have daddy issues and I think that an old dead Jew cares if I have sex, but I want to do it anyway. Yes, I am a large bush-pig and I am too stupid to figure out where drunk Mexicans congregate. Can you help me?”
They’re all whores.

Absu is blackened-thrash band from Texas, and like I said I don’t care for thrash too well but this is the exception; new music drawn from roots of black metal played with a thrash style, quite good.