For those who haven’t noticed, women don’t really have hobbies, not the way guys do anyway. Males have hobbies to relax and as a distraction from the rest of the day.
Most women don’t have hobbies and most of those that do are lesbians looking to play the “Who Can Find Charlie Tuna?” game with other weird looking lesbians, which is one of the four hobbies women have;
3. Shopping/spending money
4. Torturing husband/boyfriend
The first two on the list are predetermined by nature for the continuation of the species, and the second two explain the expression “Idle hands are the devil’s workshop.”
Men can handle down-time, we find hobbies, it’s women who can’t deal with a spare moment.
If a woman has an idle moment, instantly the female mind becomes convinced something is wrong and looks for something to buy to alleviate the discomfort (Female Hobby #3).
Now if the female can go shopping unhindered everything will be fine (thus why that Trump brat is always so nice in interviews; she can shop as much as she wants).
Female Hobby #4 comes into play when the children get older, play by themselves and the credit cards get maxed out.
No children, no shopping, the only function of the female mind left is to uncover every conceivable reason why their husband/boyfriend is an asshole.
Armed with this knowledge men can defend themselves… well, not really. It is more like a chess game where the king avoids smiling around the queen.
Seriously, if a wife is idle and sees that her husband is also, the female mind will occupy itself with the problem of the idle husband…
Obviously he needs something to do or he’s an asshole.
Dissection is Swedish Blackened-Death metal and this is easily one of my favorite albums of all time and a black metal classic. This album is a snap-shot of the Black Metal scene in 1995, the riffs the cleaner production and the movement towards a symphonic sound layered on top of underlying death metal influences, building towards the Blackened-Thrash sound that is currently in vogue.
The band has split up due to the guitarist/vocalist deciding that he had accomplished enough;
“Jon Nödtveidt (aged 31) shot and killed himself on August 16th, 2006. Swedish police found him in his apartment inside a circle of lit candles. It is believed that he killed himself because he felt he had achieved all that he could/was meant to in this life. According to some who actually knew him this was probably planned ever since he got out of jail.