For this week’s Relationship Advice I am back to writing better responces for some of Savage Love’s write in questions. Most of the questions I will paraphrase but this first one is too good to paraphrase, check it out;
“I was wondering what you think about the Folsom Street Fair, the annual gay leather/fetish/BDSM street fair in San Francisco. Do you think it is still a socially relevant display? Or do you think that in this time when we are fighting for civil rights and equality that it does more harm than good?”
Soooo, you’re gay, and you are trying to criticise the gay guys who want to walk around San Fran in leather in a snotty intellectual manner… which is gay, but just in a different way than the leather… Why do you think that gay events have to live up to your expectations of social relevance?
I bet you are the “bottom” aren’t you?
Look, if there ever was any social relevance to grown men walking around half naked dressed in chains and leather I don’t think it can be lost…
I am a female and my boyfriend recently bought a pair of butt-plugs for himself. I am willing (really meaning I want to) peg his ass with a strap on. But I also have IBS and am scared that I will crap on his finger if he probes my poop-shoot, and that would be embarrassing.
What should I do?
A pair of butt-plugs?? Really? Let me guess, you are built like a brick shithouse and have hairy arms, right? Didn’t the fact that he got a pair for HIMSELF strike you as odd? Has he been to prison too? Let me guess, he has boobs tattooed on his back too, right?
Look, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but if he is getting pairs of butt-plugs then it is a safe bet he is going to leave you for a man. Which I am guessing isn’t going to break your heart if you’re into using a strap-on on men. I am doubtful there will ever be the pitter-patter of little feet around your house.
I am a Strong Powerful Woman who likes sucking cock, and I am going to write an intellectual essay explaining why the world is wrong to judge the woman who plays the one-eyed meat whistle on the first date.
The Happy Whore (no lie, she signed it that way)
Ok…. Let me guess, you don’t have any children, live alone, are around 40 and have a corded vibrator.
Yeah, whatever floats your boat. You sound pretty snotty, about like NASCAR’s duffus woman lawyer friends… God, yeah suck dick, whatever makes you happy, but why are you writing essays about it?
Here is the actual Savage Love article;
Savage Love & the Fair
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